he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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