omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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