i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just googled if crying burns calories
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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