I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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