They should really pass out barf bags in church
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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