Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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