If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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