so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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