Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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