she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
