Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I think I died a long time ago.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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