Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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