I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i think im in europe. pls send help
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
