The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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