I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Randomize
