My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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