Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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