You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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