your parents love me but you hate me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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