Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
