We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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