STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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