Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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