Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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