The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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