As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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