i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
