That's intense
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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