You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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