He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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