You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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