I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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