I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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