And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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