I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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