Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Everyone says I win the strip club
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
