would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Found your dick twin last night
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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