I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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