i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
