some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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