S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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