I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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