if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have feelings that need drinking.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
