Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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