Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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