whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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