i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
