How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dear god my vagina.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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