I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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