Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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