Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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