Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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