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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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