Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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