Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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