Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
