thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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